Yo Mama!

A few days ago, my mom and I were on a site called Fonts.com. It was late and we where a little bit over-tired. On the site however, we saw so many strange, cool, funny, crazy fonts and font names… Mostly crazy font names. We saw many like “name”-handwriting or “name’s”-hand, and my mom would say something like: <insert goofy voice here> “That’s not your hand! Oy vey! Vhere do dey keep getting all dese hands from?” <scratches head like monkey> Or, “I don’t know vere dat hand vas, but I do know whoever’s hand dat is, he needs it bick!”

We stumbled upon things such as “Dick’s Handwriting.” My mom would laugh and say <squeaky weirdo voice> “Vhat da! I didn’t know Dick had handvitingk!?” Or the “Flappy Bum Handwriting.” We looked at each other and laughed. She said <same voice effect> “Vhat!? I didn’t know dat Flappy  Bum had handviting!? I don’t vant Flappy Bum’s handviting, let alone Dick’s handviting! I didn’t know dey had handviting! Oh vell…”

We saw many strange font names, but this one caught the most attention. While we where reading the fonts names, my mom saw one and said: “Yo Mama!”

I said: “WHAT!? Can you read mom!?” I giggled, “Mom, that says Yumma Strawberriez.” She looked at me and we both laughed.

“Oh my gosh!” she said, and laughed. Oh well, it was late and we had fun… I still think its funny tho…

Until next time. YO MAMA… ain’t MY MAMA!

DON’T TOUCH MY NUTS!

Sometimes my mom is very strange… I guess that’s what moms are for, right? Well any way, my mom will usually be cooking or baking when I come down stairs, and this one time she was, but she didn’t seem the same. I came up close and said “Good morning,” and smiled. My mother replied saying “Guess what?” And it turned out she wanted to tell me my dad called. “I’m making tortillas,” she said, “and I’m using the big frying pan ’cause my balls are really big today!” She grinned wickedly. I was so shocked! A couple of days later she was eating some granola. When she went to put the milk away, I reached for a nut. An almond. She came back and saw me in action. She caught me red handed! I thought oh crap! And the only thing she said was “DON’T TOUCH MY NUTS, YOU LITTLE CREEP!” A similar thing happened with my dad. He was again just eating some nuts. He offered my mother some. My mom, of course, said “I don’t want any of your nuts, you grossy!” She laughed maniacally. For some reason she thought it was funny. I thought it was just strange. It seemed as though every single day my own mother was acting more and more like a teen or something.

I guess I’m just crazy coz’ I love her. 🙂