A few days ago, my mom and I were on a site called Fonts.com. It was late and we where a little bit over-tired. On the site however, we saw so many strange, cool, funny, crazy fonts and font names… Mostly crazy font names. We saw many like “name”-handwriting or “name’s”-hand, and my mom would say something like: <insert goofy voice here> “That’s not your hand! Oy vey! Vhere do dey keep getting all dese hands from?” <scratches head like monkey> Or, “I don’t know vere dat hand vas, but I do know whoever’s hand dat is, he needs it bick!”
We stumbled upon things such as “Dick’s Handwriting.” My mom would laugh and say <squeaky weirdo voice> “Vhat da! I didn’t know Dick had handvitingk!?” Or the “Flappy Bum Handwriting.” We looked at each other and laughed. She said <same voice effect> “Vhat!? I didn’t know dat Flappy Bum had handviting!? I don’t vant Flappy Bum’s handviting, let alone Dick’s handviting! I didn’t know dey had handviting! Oh vell…”
We saw many strange font names, but this one caught the most attention. While we where reading the fonts names, my mom saw one and said: “Yo Mama!”
I said: “WHAT!? Can you read mom!?” I giggled, “Mom, that says Yumma Strawberriez.” She looked at me and we both laughed.
“Oh my gosh!” she said, and laughed. Oh well, it was late and we had fun… I still think its funny tho…
Until next time. YO MAMA… ain’t MY MAMA!